It’s a new year and all that, so like many Americans I am trying to get back on the bandwagon. Daily weigh-ins, counting calories, (horror!) exercise … you get the picture. I officially started this morning (yeah, I’ve been back at this for a while now, like multiple hours).

Which brings me to my point: my Kindle hates me. Seriously. I’m pretty sure it wants me to fail. I have the most basic one which means its screensaver is actually advertisements – they change periodically. Up until now, they’ve been movie ads. But not today, not the first day I’m trying to get back on track. This is what I’ve been staring at all morning and afternoon:

Not cool, Kindle. Not cool.