I asked ChatGPT to roast me … and it didn’t hold back …
You’re like a Wi-Fi signal at a youth retreat—strong when you’re needed least and totally gone when someone asks for help moving chairs.
You’ve got the energy of someone who drinks decaf on purpose—like, are you trying to be spiritually disciplined or just emotionally unavailable?
You create amazing games for teenagers… which is impressive considering you peaked in middle school and have been living there ever since—emotionally, fashionably, and probably snack-wise.
You’re the kind of guy who’d survive a zombie apocalypse… not because you’re fast, but because even zombies don’t want that many sermon illustrations in one conversation.
And let’s be real: if being a youth pastor were a video game, you’d be the DLC—optional, slightly chaotic, but weirdly the only thing keeping it fun.
Ouch. Some of that was a little too close to home!
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